Product Review: Clit Sucker With Vibrating Egg, sent to me by Funzze.
Two ends, twice the egg-stasy..
This adult toy had me smiling from start to finish.. more on the finish to come as you keep reading..
When I took this product out of the box, I took a moment to re-enter my old teenage brain and have a little giggle over the first impression this product.
In the photo (above), you may think that the toy looks rigid. This is what I thought, at least when I saw the photo on the Funzze website. A clit sucker on one end, an egg on the other, held together by some slightly flexible material with silicone.
I have another toy that looks quite similar to this one, with the only exception being the middle piece is a bit thicker. That toy has flexibility to it, but a bit of force is required when moving it. It can be moved in many different ways, but there are limitations (of course) because you can't bend it in ways that go against this centre connecting piece.
Funzze's Clit Sucker With Vibrating Egg is different because the silicone piece that connects this is no bigger than a standard thick rope/cane (depending on type of kinky you are). There is also nothing inside of the silicone to add the rigidity seen in the toy i already had.
So, when you first pull this toy out of the box it gives a little boing, which is why I ended up in giggles. I was holding it by the sucker, while the flaccid looking egg bouncing around freely.
Once I moved passed the dirty jokes in my head, I got to the actual product testing!
(Note: All of my toy's from Funzze that need to be charged have shown up pre-charged and ready to play with!)
Suction sensation..
I didn't have any conscious thoughts about which side of the toy I would try first. Maybe, somewhere in the back of my brain it was because the clit sucker end is bigger. Or, maybe it's because it was the first side that turned on.
If you don't know me by now, I typically go into my product testing with a bit of a "let's see what happens" vibe. I could read the little paper that comes with it to find out what the buttons mean, but this wasn't going to be a first for that.
The clit sucker end buzzed to life as I pressed the + button. I flicked through the 7 modes of vibration (At the time, not knowing how many there were).
I started by using it on a light setting around my breasts and nipples. Because of my piercings, I had to hold it on either side, above, or below. However, nipple play isn't my vice, so I quickly moved things below the belt.
I flicked through all of the settings while using it clitorally, and settled on a steady/highest sucking setting. For me, this toy worked well because of my specific anatomy. I know that for some people the sucker diameter may not be large enough to create a complete suction. It is not the smallest sucker that I have seen, but I do have one that is larger so feel that this is something I should mention while writing about my experience.
Otherwise, I think it is a very good sucker. The light settings were nice for testing it on nipples, and then it has the ability to get quite a bit more for other play.
Egg-citing stimulation..
With this toy, the real fun began for me when I explored the egg.
This end of the toy has 10 vibrating motions. Some just in incrementing intensities, and then a few patterns.
I had flipped the toy over from the sucker, to start trying the egg clitorally. I immediately noticed the density of whatever is under the silicone of the egg, which leads to the feelings that I enjoy. I like to be able to apply pressure with my vibrating toys, and not have them have too much flexibility when it comes to the part actually going in contact with my anatomy.
As I moved it up and down on the vibration that I had decided was my favourite, I had a thought..
"It's insertable"
Normally, I would be more excited about the clitoral aspect of any toy. At a minimum, I would have stopped to grab some lube..
It could be that I was feeling extra in the mood that day, or I just knew it was one of those times not hesitating just worked out in my favour. Normally, at a minimum, I would stop to grab a little bit of lube. But, this toy, just slipped right in.
And it fits like a glove, exactly where it needs to be. The website reads that it is made for g-spot stimulation. I have used other toys that say that, but I think this is one of the only times I believe it.
It is not often that I am reaching into the drawer for an insertable just when I'm having "me-time".. but I have had it out (or should I say in?) a few times since originally testing.
The piece that ties this whole product together comes back to that flexible silicone middle piece holding the egg and the sucker to one another, that I mentioned in the beginning. When I tried the toy with the more rigid middle piece I didn't want to use it for long with the one end inserted and other on my clitoris. It was one or the other. I found when using both there was pulling/tension on the insertable piece when reaching both areas effectively.
With this toy, I did not have this sensation because they are held together by something more similar to a rope. There is plenty of distance between the two ends that there is no pulling to reach, and whatever part of the "string" is left between them just hangs there with no tension. There is no struggle to have one end inserted, and still be able to reach the sucker end up for clitoral play. It's hard to believe that such a small difference can make such a huge one when it comes to pleasure.
I truly enjoyed testing this toy, and think that it will become a stable in my solo play. I would recommend this product to anyone who is keen to try it, and especially to other people who are picky with insertables, like me. This is one product that may change your mind.
The features
Material: Body-safe Silicone, ABS
Manufacturer: Funzze
6 sucking patterns
10 modes of vibration
Lithium iron battery, charger included
Waterproof
Insertable (egg)
Weight: 102g
Thank you, Funzze, for sending me the Clit Sucker With Vibrating Egg
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