Pink "O" Clitoral Sucker Review

Charlie Fae
Oct 5
4 min read

Product Review: Pink "O" Clitoral Sucker, sent to me by Funzze.

When one sensation misses, another hits...

Sometimes, I’m really intentional about what I ask Funzze to send me. I generally choose four toys, knowing they’ll send me two, and I usually treat that list like a carefully curated menu. A mix of things I’ve been eyeing, things I’m genuinely excited to test, and sometimes, a wildcard just to keep things interesting.

This time around, though, the list came together a little more haphazardly. I had three solid picks I felt good about, but when it came time to choose the fourth, nothing was really standing out. So I leaned on one of my old fallback strategies: find something pink, find something cute, and hope for the best.

That’s how the Pink “O” Clitoral Sucker ended up in the box. It wasn’t a product I had a ton of anticipation around.. more of a “well, that could be fun” kind of choice.. but I’ve been surprised before. Funzze has a pretty solid track record with me, and even their more playful or novelty-looking toys have ended up delivering real results.

So when the box arrived (after a few weeks of being too busy to pull it from the closet to test), I opened it up and saw the little pink clit sucker nestled inside. It looked sweet, compact, and not overly complicated.. the kind of toy that might quietly win me over.

After some time with it, I can admit that it’s not the perfect toy for me. That’s not to say someone else wouldn’t absolutely love it.. toys are deeply personal, and one person’s “meh” can easily be another’s “multiple orgasm must-have.” So rather than call it a miss, I’ll just share my honest impressions.. and you can decide for yourself whether the Pink “O” might be the toy that tickles your brain (and that other spot...) just right.

Not a perfect fit..

Starting with the basics.. the Pink “O” Clitoral Sucker comes with 8 different suction modes and a single-button for control, which makes it super easy to use. That’s something I always appreciate.. no guessing what the buttons mean, no overly complicated control panels. Just hold the power button down, click through the settings, and you’re off!

In theory, that should’ve been a recipe for a solid experience. But, here’s where I ran into some trouble.. the word suction feels a little generous.

I don’t want to say it didn’t work at all.. there were moments on some of the more intense settings where I could get a flicker of pleasure going. But overall, the sensation just didn’t quite land for me. I kept waiting for that satisfying “seal and pulse” feeling that a good clit sucker can create… and it never really happened.

There is a small projection in the sucker, and it seemed that I was feeling that pulsating back and forth, than any actual suction.

After some experimenting, I started to suspect the issue may not be the motor itself, but the actual size of the suction opening. It’s on the smaller side, and while that’s not typically a problem for me, this one just didn’t sit correctly on my anatomy. It felt like I was constantly adjusting it, trying to find the right angle, the right pressure.. and because I couldn’t get a snug fit, I couldn’t get real suction.

Getting a bit creative..

One thing I’ve discovered from testing different products is that sometimes the best experiences come from using them in ways that might not be exactly what they were designed for. The Pink “O” Clitoral Sucker is made for a very specific kind of stimulation, but I decided to try it a little differently.

Since it’s waterproof and the entire device vibrates when switched on, I figured it could be used to some extent as an insertable. I gently placed the suction end just inside.. not deeply, just enough to rest comfortably. I was a little bit surprised, but this created a pleasant, subtle sensation that I enjoyed more than when I used it on the surface as originally intended.

I think by trying it around my vaginal anatomy, instead of clitoral, I was possible stimulating the bulbs of the clitoris. Whatever it was.. it felt nice.

The vibrations spread through the toy in a way that makes the sensation feel soft and diffuse, which I found more enjoyable than the targeted suction feature.

It definitely reminded me that sometimes the best experiences happen when you get creative and find what feels good for you personally, even if it’s not exactly what the packaging suggests.

So while this might not be my go-to product.. it could be someone else's. And, I found my own way to enjoy it.