3-in-1 Sucking & Flapping Thrusting Vibrator Review

Charlie Fae
Jun 29
5 min read

Product Review: 3-in-1 Sucking & Flapping Thrusting Vibrator, sent to me by Funzze.

Don't let the small size fool you...

If there’s one thing I’ve mastered as a product reviewer, it’s putting new toys into the testing closet.. and promptly forgetting all about them until I see the note in my planner that they need to be tested!

Seriously, I could probably run a pretty entertaining guessing game just by pulling random things out and trying to remember what they actually do. This toy was one of those.

When it first arrived from Funzze, I gave it a once-over, clocked that it looked cute and that I liked the choice of colour, and mentally filed it under "a vibrator to try later". Then, like so many of my best intentions, it got tucked away behind a few boxes of other toys and a bottle of lube.

By the time I reached for it again, I’d forgotten pretty much everything about it. I assumed I was about to try a pretty classic vibrator.. maybe with a couple of speeds and a pretty shell. Nothing wild.

And I would end up being very very wrong.

Because when I finally sat down to try this product out? I realized this wasn’t just a vibrator. This was a 3-in-1 Sucking and Flapping toy, and it was ready to blow my assumptions (and everything else) completely out of the water.

A strong start (literally)..

I decided to start with the suction function.. partly out of curiosity, and partly because it felt like the most straightforward feature to ease into. I’ve had mixed experiences with suction toys in the past. Some are all hype and no actual power, others go too hard too fast, and a rare few strike that "just right" balance. I wasn’t sure where this one would fall on that spectrum, but I’ll be honest..

I didn't go in with the expectation that this toy would be particularly powerful. It is small and cute, and completely unassuming looking.

And then I turned it on.

It took all of about two seconds for me to go from curious to completely tuned in. The suction on this thing? Impressive. Not “gentle whisper of air” suction. I’m talking about that deep, rhythmic pull that draws blood exactly where it needs to be, and quickly. It had me fully tuned in before I even got through a second setting.

There’s a generous range of modes to explore, from teasing pulses to more complex patterns, but I tend to be a creature of habit. I almost always stick with the steady, consistent settings. They’re less about surprise and more about control, which works better for how I like to build sensation. This toy delivered beautifully on that front, steady, punchy, and very effective. It’s the kind of suction that acctually feels like it contributes something meaningful to the experience.

That said, I did find myself wondering how this part of the toy would work for folks with different anatomy than mine. I’ve never struggled with fit when it comes to suction toys - I think it’s fair to say I lean on the smaller side when it comes to my vaginal anatomy, so the opening created a clean, comfortable seal for me almost immediately.

But, I have friends who’ve told me suction toys just don’t work for them. Either the hole is too small, or it doesn’t align right, and it ends up feeling more frustrating than fun. Based on how this one fit, I’m not sure it would accommodate a larger or differently shaped anatomy without some adjustment (or compromise). It’s not a dealbreaker for me, but it’s something that I think would be interesting to have perspective on from others.. especially those who have felt like suction toys have ever felt like more trouble than they’re worth.

Something I didn't see coming (or forgot)..

Here’s the part where I admit.. I completely forgot this toy was insertable. Like, fully forgot. The shape is cute and curved in that way that screamed“external use,” (because it is the same shape as the Magic Wand, and other similar vibrators) and I’d somehow filed it away in my brain as just another clit vibe with a couple of bells and whistles.

So when I flicked a button (because Funzze always sends their toys fully charged, and I love them for that) and the end I thought was just the base started thrusting?! I actually giggled. Not in a “this is silly” way, more like a “wait, what?”. The toy literally came to life in my hand, and really made me realize that I had underestimated it.

The thrusting is surprisingly smooth and strong, not jarring or overly mechanical like some insertables can be. It has a kind of springy up-and-down motion that feels fluid rather than stiff, and it quickly became clear that to me that this toy was going to be great as an insertable. It’s not there to be flashy. It works.. and it works well.

I’ve used a lot of insertable toys over the time that I have been product testing, and this one honestly caught me off guard, in the best possible way. The size was absolutely perfect for me: not too long, not too wide, just comfortable from the start. I didn’t have to think about “warming up” or making adjustments or easing into it. It just fit - naturally, easily - and that alone made the experience feel way more relaxed and enjoyable. No pressure, no prep, just.. play!

From there, it was a matter of exploring the different settings, which I certainly took my time with. I find something so satisfying about a toy that fits perfectly, and feels like it was made for you. I didn’t feel like I had to “figure it out” or find a way to make it feel good. It just did. Every setting brought something slightly different to the table, and the motion stayed consistent and strong throughout.

By the end, I found myself thinking, "wow.. this might be the best dildo I've ever used" through a few huffs and puffs. And not just in terms of function, but also in how easy and intuitive it was to use. There’s no overthinking or adjusting or contorting required. You just turn it on, let it do its thing, and let yourself enjoy it.

So, the bottom line is that I was genuinely impressed. This toy completely exceeded my expectations. I went in thinking I was trying a basic vibe and ended up discovering a multi-functional, insertable toy that hit all the right notes.. with power, comfort, and a really smart design.

I wont forget what this toy does from here on out!