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Thrusting Dildo Review

Product Review: Thrusting Dildo, sent to me by Funzze.


less effort, more pleasure..

At the beginning of August I recieved some new products that need reviewing from Funzze. I decided that I would put up a poll on twitter to let my viewers have a say in which product I reviewed first.


In my mind, I had a theoretical plan of having the results of that poll back in 7 days.. and then trying and reviewing the product over the next week, to have the review written, posted, and ready to read somewhere in the last 2 weeks of the month..


Well, here we are in September, so that clearly didn't happen! Partly a busy life, partly user experience?


So, to explain, when I unpacked this product I had the dildo itself, it's charger, a bag to store the product, a notecard with some product info, a remote, and a lithium ion battery. It is the latter two that contributed to my extension of releasing this review.


It is not my first rodeo so I immediately plugged the dildo in to charge. I want to note that the dildo has the ever so pleasing silicone waterproof charging port.. There is something inherently sexual about these charging port, specifically. If you know, you know.


I left it on the charger for a few hours, and in the mean time I figured that the battery needed to go into the remote. There were no instructions on the note card regarding the remote, besides the instructions on what each button controls, but it made sense to me that the battery needed to go in. So, why couldn't I get the bloody thing to open?


The time came and went for the dildo to be fully charged, and I still hadn't been able to sort out the battery. So, I went to bed and figured it was a tomorrow problem.


The next day, and the day after, and the day after.. I couldn't get the remote open. I consulted friends, google, and reddit. I used butter knives, thin steak knives, a thumb tack.. and I couldn't get it open. Finally, I had a friend in who I gave the task to. He spent some time, and managed to get it open, and wouldn't you know..


There was already a battery inside.


The battery that I had spent days trying to put in this remote was simply a spare.


So, he closed the remote back up, we turned on the dildo, and then the remote.. and the thrusting dildo came to life with abundance!


We shared a giggle over the situation, and set the dildo aside - me, with the relief that I could produce my review.. trying not to think about how I could have done it all along..



Pleasantly Surprised..


I think by this time in my history as an adult product reviewer my readers are used to reading that I get a little nervous whenever I have an insertable product. If it had not been for the twitter poll choosing for me, this probably would have been the last of the three product to be reviewed. You all know I'm a clit girlie all the way, and will almost always choose it over penetrative play.


However, I was very pleasantly surprised with this product.


The length initially looks a little bit intimidating, but I think this is part of what would be it a feel-good product for many different vaginas. I did not end up inserting it the whole way, and kept it at a place that felt nicer for me.


It is the girth of the product that also makes it enjoyable.


Sometimes I, and many others, go out looking for products that push the boundaries a little. Think, anal training where it is often a goal to insert something larger than before. But, sometimes we want self play that is a bit less effort.


This product covers all of those bases. Back to the girth, this product is not something that you would generally need to build up to using. I put on a bit of lube, slid it in, and got to the enjoyment really easily. This is a dildo that I will keep close by for stress release.


While I say this, keep in mind that I did not try this toy anally. But, I generally think that the girth of this toy would be similar for those who do. Non-threatening, pleasurable.


I would categorize this is a low maintenance toy..


I mean, it even does the thrusting for you!

Talk about functions!


When it came to the thrusting function of this product I was certainly a little bit suspicious about whether it would truly feel good.


When it was first turned on and started girating around my coffee table, it looked very silly. Not sexy, just silly. It was slightly redeemed when I had it in between my fingers in front of the camera for my fan site.


I had decided that it was probably the best to insert it before starting any of the thrusting, and still think this was a good choice as far as pleasure goes. This is something that I think is a good rule of thumb if you try this product.


I got it where I wanted it, and then flicked in on with the remote control, and then I would be sent into an internal debate about my true feelings on insertable toys. Why did it feel so nice? So much different than other dildos I've tried? Is the true power in the self-thrust of the toy?


I don't know how to explain it, but i enjoyed the feeling of this thrusting toy much more than any other dildo I've used. It never seems to be that pleasurable when I am manually thrusting the toy. I went as far as to test thrusting my hand with it at the same time that the toy was thrusting, itself. Nothing seemed to compare to the cadence of the toy itself.


There are 8 different modes of thrusting that can be flicked through with the remote. I preferred the first few, which were just different paces of steady thrusting. The other options included different thrusting patterns. This was not my jam, but I'm sure there are people who will enjoy those settings.


Beyond this, this toy also has a heat function. This can be turned on with the remote, and heats up mainly the tip of the dildo. The website reads that this toy is set up to mimic the actual general penile physiology. I thought this was a really neat feature of this toy.. and have to say, it felt nice too!


Overall, I have very much enjoyed trying this product, and think it will be a staple in my bedside drawer for quite some time. It was certainly worth all the time it took to figure out the battery debacle!


The features

  • Material: Skin-friendly Silicone, ABS

  • Manufacturer: Funzze

  • 8 Thrusting Modes

  • Includes Heating Function (104 F, 40 C)

  • Wireless Remote Control, Controllable up to 10ft

  • USB Rechargable (dildo)

  • Lithium-ion battery (remote)

  • Wearable design

  • Suction Cup Base

  • Waterproof

  • 8.67 inches long

  • 6.3 inches insertable length

  • Range of Movement (Thrusting) - 3cm


Thank you, Funzze, for sending me the Thrusting Dildo




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